buzzfeed:

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

earlploddington:

these four guardians are all that what stand between our world and utter chaos

mediumsizedboy:

k2so:

vagina? u mean vussy?

This is like when kids play telephone and at the end of the circle we end up with something eerily similar to the original but still awful and bad

wolfflux:

the-true-space-fandom:

nativemuscle:

simonalkenmayer:

politicalsci:

Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it.

Republican Jesus™

ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious

It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

commiegoth:

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

atlasbellamy:

Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians 

lllness:

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

slamdunkthefunk:

This is surreal

crowinacastle:

afloweroutofstone:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life

when i see a thing that says “this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen” i generally prepare to gently chortle but instead while i was watching it my partner messaged me that “you sound like a ghost”

bettsplendens:

thedoctorknits:

aveanexalea:

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

clairidryl:

powerburial:

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

barelyaboi:

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

candygarnet:

thepleasuregoblin:

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me